Paul Pizza

"'He's gonna lick my pussy and my crack, that terrorist.'""~Paul Pizza, Night of the Living Smashmouth Shotgun"""

Early Life
Paul Pizza grew up with his two brothers, Paulie Pizza, and Pauly Pizza. Their family has run a local pizzeria in Livingsdale for the last 13 generations. All three of the unfortunately named Pizza brothers have an addiction to the dish, causing them to enter any house where they smell it.

Death
On July 15th, whilst roaming the Livingsdale Suburban District, he and his brothers smelled pizza coming from the residence of Scott Gunn.

They entered the house and devoured the pizza while also turning on the television to watch their favorite shows.

It all went wrong when Mr. Gunn appeared from his bedroom and used his shotgun in self defense. Paul was killed when Gunn jammed the barrel of his shotgun into Mr. Pizza's anal cavity and fired a barrage of bullets deep into his intestines.

After his death, Paul experienced an intense case of rigor mortis, causing him to rise to his feet and implore that he was, in fact, fine. This was not the case and he would collapse and die for real minutes later.